Feb 19, 2007 | 5:23 AM
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With my entry done and dusted (hopefully going
live this week..?) I'm standing back and shaking my head at the sheer
scale of the community we've created on this site. On The
Lot's 8,000 entries has to make it America's biggest
contest for filmmakers. (And our odds of being chosen as contestants is
500 to 1!) Adjusted for population, it's as big as Sydney's
Tropfest, which is as big as it gets down here, and sucks in everyone from pro
to wannabe. I sure don't envy On The Lot's production office: what a massive
casting challenge they've unleashed!
What I'm curious about is how they're going to find
16 great filmmakers who can also look good while they're doing it. We're not
traditionally a very glamourous lot! The most talented ones, I'm betting, will
be geeks. If they cast this show on talent, it'll look a lot more like
"Revenge Of The Nerds" than "Temptation Island"!
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JesseHeffring
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Feb 19, 2007 | 6:11 AM PST
Actually, there seem to be more than 25 000 entries, so
we actually have a 1 in 1500 chance of making it.

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Feb 19, 2007 | 4:16 PM PST
I'm a geek, but apparently boys like to
look at me.
Honestly, I'd hate to be picked because of that.
I'd like to be chosen because my film is just that good.

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Feb 20, 2007 | 7:22 AM PST
Point taken, JessicaMarie- you don't just want to be
picked as eye candy- though I'd be grateful to be chosen for any reason. Have
done a little bit more reading since my first post, and it seems they're gonna
be casting on personality plus talent.
Hmmm... I wonder if the nerdy young Steven Spielberg or the taciturn George
Lucas would have shone in such a contest? (Early on in Spielberg's career,
people would say "I thought he'd come to fix the Coke machine, then I
found out he was the director!") I suspect they'd be passed over in favour
of more flamboyant types: Francis Coppola, Orson Welles, Oliver Stone... the
kind of guys who'd do a good director's commentary, and speak engagingly to the
camera in the middle of a shoot.
Most of the big-time directors I've met were polite, reserved, listening more
than they talked... till you opened them up on their subject of interest and
bam: you'd get a 20 minute monologue full of passion. They basically struck me
as unremarkable (though unusually intelligent and articulate) personalities in
the grip of a remarkable obsession.
Oh, and thank you for those accurate odds of success from JesseHeffring: 1,500
to 1. Guess I won't be taking it personally if I lose...
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Feb 21, 2007 | 3:21 AM PST
Thanks, VDub.
Nobody is sheltered. We just have different experiences.
I've been sheltered from the rest of the world...Australia, for example.
I don't think my film blows...hope nobody else does, either.
Thanks again for the kind words on my "Epic" blog, and please,
please, please, my little Kiwi, do let me know the moment your film goes up!!
JessicaMarie.

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Feb 21, 2007 | 3:51 AM PST
Oh, don't worry, JM. If they ever make the
"I-News" Trailer live, I'll be spamming you and everyone else to
watch it! In the meantime...
You can catch an earlier version of the I-News Trailer on the drama page of my
website at http://www.aussieshortfilms.com . While you're there, check out
"The Eye Of God" on the documentary page. I thought of sending that
in too. Or read the articles in "writing" if you can't download the
films.
...How's that for spam?
Oh, by the way, you little charmer, a Kiwi is actually a New Zealander. Which
is kinda like me calling you a Canuck! I could be your little wallaby, however.
That'd work.
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Feb 21, 2007 | 4:05 AM PST
See how sheltered I am, my little
wallaby? I know nothing of the land down under beyond you, the Kookaburra song,
and "Waltzing Mathilda."
I'll get to your site as soon as I can...and I might leave the house and upload
the Quicktime of my film up somewhere...I want to show off my film, too!!

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Feb 21, 2007 | 7:01 AM PST
As an American, JM, and a midwesterner at that, I'm
impressed you even know that much about Oz! During my college days in Los
Angeles, one friend mailing a letter asked me in all seriousness "what
month is it in Australia?" I was asked by a waitress in Texas: "What
language do you speak in Australia?" And when a girl friend put me on the
phone to her mom in Minnesota, her mother couldn't understand a word I said!
Yet living there in the demilitarised zone of Los Angeles (while ironically
paying zillions to attend USC), I came to understand the reason we're so far
off the radar down here. There's so much happening in America all the time, the
outside world just doesn't get a chance to register. I tell friends here that
America isn't a country like Australia: it's multitude of countries, more like
Europe.
I'll go out on a limb and predict there'll be one Aussie in this cast. (They're
planning interviews in L.A, Toronto, Vancouver, London, Sydney and Bombay, so
this doesn't make me Einstein.) I hope they cast some midwestern Americans in
it too: the nicest people in America come from there.
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JessicaMarie
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Feb 22, 2007 | 3:04 AM PST
Sorry it took me so long to come back by, Wallaby.
I saw an ad for that Bravo reality show about rich housewives, and the one
asked a girl if she spoke Canadian.
It's embarrassing, really.
And I'm not a genius, either...I'm not that good at my own country's geography
(those darn "middle states!"), much less anywhere else.
Did I tell you I'm eagerly waiting for USC to inform me whether or not they'll
let me pay them a gajillion dollars to go there this fall for my MFA in
Screenwriting?
(I believe at the current exchange rate, $gajillion USD=$zillions AUS)
Oooh, there's a Gold Coast down under, isn't there? I live on the Midwestern
Gold Coast...but yours is prettier.
Thanks for all of the positivity. My gratitude likely goes without saying, but
I needed to say it anyway.
Good Luck!!
JessicaMarie.
PS. Don't forget to let me know the very INSTANT your film posts!! I'm going to
wait for the submitted version to land here so I can see you as you presented
yourself for this competition, then crawl all over your site.

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Feb 22, 2007 | 4:31 AM PST
JessicaMarie, I think you are quite
possibly the most charming person I've ever encountered on-line. About five
thousand guys on this site will be very disappointed if you turn out to be a 54
year old grandmother with a team of writers putting this stuff up.
USC would be lucky to have you. Gotta say, I came away with more bad memories
than good from that place. The school was great, the area was terrible... and
by the area, I mean Los Angeles. Living day after day under that toxic brown
sky, in a waterless basin of endless cement alongside 50 gajillion other people
(and their cars) made me think of the end of the world. What I'd taken for
granted in Sydney- blue sky, clean air, drinkable water, trees, trustworthy
neighbours, and a sense that things were getting better, not worse- turned out
to be something I needed to survive. Without it I was just dying slowly. Which
is why I came home. I wonder if you, from the lovely Midwest, will feel
likewise?
Anyway, I hope you don't get well too soon. We need more of your sunshine in
here! And congrats on becoming a Popular Blog and a Hot Little Fox. Upward and
Onward!
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Feb 22, 2007 | 11:17 AM PST
Hello william,
For me, looking good at 46 is never going to happen. I'll be the next version
of the bowery boys Deadend kids hal huntz.
Mind boggling this collection of talent online. I started searching a ton of
forums for a creative community and this one surpasses them all.
Best wishes,
California Yanqui
Tim
My submission
"Mechistaville" http://films.thelot.com/films/16620
And now...................for fun
"Blast from the Past Hollywood Barber"
http://films.thelot.com/films/26887

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Feb 22, 2007 | 6:58 PM PST
The interesting thing is, Tim, there
has apparently been a tight little core of people who've been chatting here for
months. They're complaining that the site's gone crazy lately, what with all
these new people like you and me sweeping in. Now you'll log on and see there
are "50,000 Users On-Line". I've stopped thinking of winning- since
the odds are getting longer by the second-- and just trawl the blogs and the
films to find interesting people. As you say, there's a mind-boggling number.
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Feb 25, 2007 | 2:54 AM PST
If being myself makes me charming, so be it!! Thanks so
much for the honest and generous compliment.
I'm often nervous that my Ohioan mentality will be a liability in LA,
especially if I'm accepted On the Lot or to grad school, which will be
cutthroat.
But then I think about the fact that I'm a science-dammed survivor and I know
that I'll be ready for anything.
Who knows??
But I'm definitely 27, not 54, and I'm mom only to a crazy little cat...but not
a cat lady!!
You're the best, and I'm sorry I didn't make it back over to this blog sooner.
I wish you'd write more...you're brilliant.

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Feb 25, 2007 | 3:54 AM PST
The thing about my writing, Jess: I
honestly find it hard. It happens slowly, and I anguish over every word. How I
envy your ability to write at the speed of thought!
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Feb 25, 2007 | 4:13 AM PST
Ahhhhhh. Is that why you edit so many of your posts?
That's a shame, as I really enjoy your sense of humor.
At least your products are brilliant...especially after all that hard work.
I still adore you, and I envy your funny-osity.
JM

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Feb 25, 2007 | 4:40 AM PST
David's writing prior to editing:
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David's writing after editing:
To be or not to be, that is the question...
Believe me, Jess, that editing is doing you a favour.
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